The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Randomize
