The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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