Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
someone get that fucking seahorse.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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