we're blogging at a bar
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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