how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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