Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
what better to celebrate not being pregnant than to eat a bowl full of rum soaked pineapples?
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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