i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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