Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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