you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so explain again why im purple
no
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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