They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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