her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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