let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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