I wish I only lived at night.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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