no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
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