I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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