I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Randomize
