I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
I forget how to act sober
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