sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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