my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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