Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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