Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
So vagazzling was a success
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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