Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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