Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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