D3 body, D1 cock
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Randomize
