do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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