i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think my moral compass just broke
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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