White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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