do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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