whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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