So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I smell like Dick and happiness
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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