I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize