OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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