A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I forget how to act sober
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