she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
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