also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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