so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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