But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
sex in a hospital.. check
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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