I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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