We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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