I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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