Who did Billy Mays play for?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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