Taylor Swift is so right about you.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
there was a trapeze. enough said
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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