So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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