I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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