That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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