We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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