we have officially lost it.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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