Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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