i barfeds in our rink
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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