margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You've changed since you got that strap on
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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