Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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