honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
