We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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