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she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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