This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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