Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Randomize
