Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
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